Joke of the day 4, laugh out your a$$

          Nothing makes a guy happier than when a lady says go and lock the door first...

 _You jump like Antonio Conte in Celebration...._ 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 *Especially in this weather*

   

   I almost gave up....

When i heard one ibadan girl singing " Wizzy Boi make we dance.......ADIO make we dance.....

I was like ADIO ko ALAMMU ni

Lol 😁😁

     If u get HIV from a Chinese,  don't worry. It is fake*

😂😂😂😂😂

U know china things

 Thank God a Yoruba man is not the CEO of Facebook... Else all emojis would have tribal marks

We are all SINGLE till we get married. So keep calm and remember that your girlfriend is OUR GIRLFRIEND too. 

😂😂😂

   

    Some boyfriends be like Mary I text you by 8:20 and you replied me by 8:22, what were you doing by 8:21? Cheating abi??

😂😂😂😂😂

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     Today I was with my girlfriend in my room..hmmm dis weather...after some minutes she told me " bae make me feel like a woman" I quickly stood up and collected all dirty clothes and gave her. She suddenly left*

*But I think she has gone to buy soap*

      Twin babies in the womb saw a pen1s coming towards them.

1st baby : Hey, Daddy is coming inside to play with us.

2nd baby : You are stupid, u v no sense at all! It is not Daddy, it is daddy's friend. Daddy doesn't cover his face with a rubber mask wen he wants to play with us. You will see, this one will not give us ice cream when he is leaving 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Hmmmm

I actually don't know  what girls  mean or  want when the say this......

Dey will be like...'Babe I will soon be going ooo

😂😂😂

    

    Even my Phone wants to Leave Nigeria...

Am typing "Malaria" and its Showing me "Malaysia"

😂😂😂😂

Biko...What's your own phone showing you????

😕😕😕😕😕

     Na only for Naija

*PHCN dey say:-Win a*

*brand new GENERATOR*

*if you pay your NEPA*

*bill...*

      

   

     Na only for naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut*

*for Junction.*

   

  Brain test

Let say u are on hot sit in who want to be a millionaire and frank ogodo said if u get dis question right u will win 20 million naira. And d question goes thus, wat is d Yoruba name 4 charger? Scholars pls ur answer

    When ur pocket money comes on time, u eat chicken;

As the pocket money reduces, u eat products of chicken, (Eggs);

And, subsequently, u begin to eat chicken's food, (Corn, Garri and Millet);

And finally, when pocket money is finished, u become chicken itself, spending ur time walking around, just looking for what to eat!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    😀😀😀After John finished smoking the best grade of weed, he went home high and out of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge where his Dad was. He kept staring at his Dad and after a long while he asked his Dad "Excuse me, can I ask you something" Then his Dad said sure. Then John goes on to say "Your face looks very familiar sir, have we met before?"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

   

   TEACHER: Give an example of business failure due to

careless management

STUDENT: A prostitute getting pregnant.

TEACHER: get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    

    When they want to play your video on*

*judgement day and it begins with*

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*"This video is*

*rated 18+"Viewer's discretion advised"..*

*.*

*Just*

*kuku start strolling to hell*