Joke of the day 5. Laugh out your a$$

      Bayo and his wife Ola received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas. SHE WROTE~My beloved Parents, I miss u so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time i get back, you will be too old. So, enclosed you will find a bottle of a red portion i have invented. It will make u young, so when i return, you will be the same age as i left u. NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."GoodBye i love u! So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle with a red portion. The man looked at his wife & says U go first". So Ola  takes a drop, thereafter Bayo  follows. Indeed d wife turns 5yrs younger. Years later, the daughter returned home to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look young. D daughter was happy & asks after her father . "Your Father? Hmmmmm,, ur father was so jealous dat i was so young and beautiful, so he drank the whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where is he?" replied her daughter. Hmmmm, na him dey my back...*

*Pls share....don't laugh        alone.😀😀😀😀😃😂😜😜😜😛😝😝😜🍷🍾😀

      Impossible things in this world...
1 - You can't count your hairs.
2 - You can't wash your eyeballs with soap
3 - You can't breathe through your nose while your tongue is out.

Please! put your tongue back inside your mouth...
and STOP acting like a dog...!!
Chai! I knew you were going to do that*😁😁
AFRICANS , Na everything una dey practice?....I was a victim too so why should I suffer it alone?
send this to more of your contacts/groups  don't spoil the fun...

Every time you visit him, his phone is always on FLIGHT MOOD and you don't ask yourself.......
AM I DATING A PILOT?? 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

Nigeria is so Corrupt You Even need Connections to get into a Relationship.

Girls Will Be like "Who Gave You My Number?

😂😂😂

Hmmmm 😭😭😭Today mark it 15years that my girlfriend  broke up wit me in Secondary School because I sharpen Pencil for another girl... ☹☹☹☹☹😎😔😒🙈

    That awkward moment when you skip Question 1 because its difficult and Question 2 says "based on the answer you gave in Question 1"....
Oh my God 😩😩😩

I overheard my neighbour and her daughter talking

Mum: Rita, my daughter! Why are you crying? 
Rita: I went to Dele's house and banana fall on me. 😫😫
Mum: Pele (sorry) dear!, its just banana na! It does not hurt. ❌✖
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Hmmmmm, I think this girl has sold her mummy for N5. Should i goan tell her what
'Banana fall on me' means or I shud just keep quiet?😳😳😳

*You know, I dnt do gossips*😂😂😂