Joke of the day 8, can't stop laughing

RESPECT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!
Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So he
taught it how to sing, pray and preach. At one
Sunday service, Pastor says to congregation, "The
Baboon is going to pray today." The Baboon sat
still and the Pastor repeated but the Baboon did
not respond. After the service pastor asks, "Why
didn't you want to pray when I asked you to?"
Baboon says, "Was it necessary to say baboon
? You could have at least said..... Brother Babs!😂😂😂😂😂

After taking Tramadol 600mg, Drank 2 Bullet and 2 Jedi.
Phone rings

Lady: Hello Baby i can't make it Today.

Guy: You will never make it in Life.
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Teacher : Wat is a female lizard call
John : sir
Teacher : Yesss John
John : Maa Lizzy

A look into Warri Bible ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽✍
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Sample version:

ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.

WARRI:- As them yan for Bible.

ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.

WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.

ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.

WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.

ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a
whirlwind.

WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.

ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted Master! Master!!

WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin dey hala... Bros eh! Bros eh!!

ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind.

WARRI:- Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata.

ENG:- he turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith

WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake him head, com provoke say... “O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND"

Don't b stingy share it with friends and to any group chat you belong

*Your pastor has 6 bodyguards and you only have his sticker on your car to protect you, My friend is your brain paining you?*

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”. The girl answered with a loud voice I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him.
    “I study psychology and i know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt embarrassed right?
     The guy with a loud voice said”5000 Naira JUST FOR ONE NIGHT HABA THAT’S TOO MUCH Ooo !!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears “I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.
Question Who won?
A. Boy
B. Girl
C. Draw

New world population statistics​
Population 7.8 billion people on planet earth.

Women ​5.6 billion​
Men ​2.2 billion​

So baby gal think twice before saying ​NO​ to a man.! 😊
Of the 2.2bn
1bn are married already
200, 000 are in prison and mental institutions
Leaving 1bn 😀😀👆🏽😀😀
500 million are jobless
5% are gay��
3%  are roman priests 
10% are relatives
The remainder are above 66years.

Anyway I'm still single

Incase you don't know.....dont feel shy inbox me let's talk over it 😋😋😋
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So because three kids are called triplet that's why you called one kid singlet!!!!
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Dating a short girl with a bow leg is not a problem,the problem is when she wears a red trouser and looks like a Plier😄😄😄😄

Sorry about this please. I was so surprised when I saw a 7-year-old boy singing:
My money,
My body,
Na your own oo baby.

When I was his age,
I was singing:
My head,
My shoulder,
My knee,
My toes
All belong to Jesus.
What really is happening to parenting, mentoring, etc.

A young lady wth multi coloured hair( yellow,red,blue,green) was standng nxt to a Old man who ddnt seem to take his eyez off her hair.
Angrily , the lady asked," wat r u luking at!? ,didnt u eva do anythng crazy in yr youth???
   The Old man answered,'" i once raped a Peacock and i was wandering if u could be my daughter ....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂