Joke of the day 16, lol lol omg

      
If you are called ~_Bridget_~ just know your parents had s€x under the bridge..!!*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Never Ki$$ A Police Woman. She Will Say 'Stop And Handsup! Never Ki$$ A Nurse She Will Say 'Next Plz, 'Always Ki$$ A Teacher She Will Say ' Repeat it 10 times,'


 *Dating a short girlfriend is nt a problem....the*
*problem is when you invite her to your church*
*and the usher direct her to children's*
*department and give her lollipop...*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 Slim girls with small br3ast are always scared to hang there bra outside Because it looks like eyeglasses🤣🤣🤣🤣


*Pls i have a question and i need an answer" If your wife's Head is bigger than yours",are you still the Head of the Family*?
😂😂😂😂

 Elephant:
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”


That awkward moment wen yhu
look at ya mum ,wen yhu are
sitting close to a handsome guy
at a wedding reception and ya
mum tells yhu "Pour the
remaining rice insyd nylon and
take it home safely thats yhur nyt
food!!!

All this Gals that will plait hair👩 ND their fore-head will be shining as if thier brain is using solar energy .
How do u manage😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


 Badluck is wen u n ur frnds will be fooling in class and  a teacher point u out and punish u only😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Best response ever...
Question; Why do guys disappear after s3x or after impr3gnating a girl.

Answer; After scoring a goal, do you go sit by the goal post where you scored or you run off celebrating wild?

😂😂😂😂🤣


: Teacher : Class choose between money and brain....

Akpos : I dey go for money!
Teacher : I dey go for brain
Akpos : well everyone goes for what he doesn't have!!!!
Akpos is still in the hospital😁😂😂😂😂

*Use money wisely.....*
*Don't go and buy a selfie stick when your armpit needs a shaving stick*
😜😜


The reason why Africa especially Kenya and Ethiopia have the best Marathon runners in the whole world is because those people are running away from Poverty😏😏😏😁😁😂


English no go kill man😁😁😁
My friend was arrested in a political rally. Why? Because, he saw a journalist girl with a badge on her breast written PRESS He did it. Omo come see beating🤣🤣🤣🤣


*That awkward moment when a goat keeps staring at you as if you look familiar😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝*

Nigerian Is The Only Place Where NEPA Would Give Steady
Power Supply For 2 Days And People Will Start Complaining,
They Will Be Like "This One NEPA Has Not Taken The Light
Since Yesterday, Are You Sure Everything Is Alright?"


 Kofi : doctor please I have a problem of forgetfulness
Doctor : OK when did the problem start
Kofi: which problem?
Doctor : eiiiish wahala😱🙆🙆🙆
😂😂😂😂😂


: Caller : Hello good evening sir , is this NEPA office in Warri?

NEPA Staff : Yes NEPA office, how can I help you today?

Caller : I don't have light but my neighbour across the road have light

NEPA Staff : Are you sure? where are you calling from?

Caller : 99 Okere road, warri

NEPA Staff : hold on. After 2 minutes, the NEPA Staff comes back to the phone, pls check on your neighour again.

Caller : I can't see light in his house again.

NEPA Staff : that's ok , any thing we fit do for you again ?
😁😂😀😂😂😂😂😂😂